Before you head to a Party...

I should mention that my colleagues have a good sense of humor. I got this a couple of days before our corporate Christmas/New Year party where the folks do not only dance and chill out, but also DRINK! So, here's the message to those who may not know about irresponsible drinking:

As we move into the weekend, and as the holiday season grows near, I would like to pass along this gentle reminder...

6

 BEERS

2 GLASSES of WINE

2 BOTTLES of WINE (shared)

TOO MANY MARGARITAS

3 KAMIKAZES

7 CAPTAIN MORGANS (COCONUT FLAVORED, OF COURSE) & COKE

1 LARGE PURPLE HAZE

3 MARTINIS

1 BOTTLE OF TEQUILA

PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY!!!

A Universal Greeting Card

I got this right before Christmas holidays from a colleague of mine:

Due to increasing age, forgetfulness, and my decreasing ability to send cards on time, obviously, here is my card to cover every holiday :)

HAPPY FRIG### EVERYTHING!!!

The Longest Word?

A colleague of mine was once looking for a word in English and came across this:

Floccinaucinihilipilification!!!

In the Dictionary the definition is as follows:

noun

the action or habit of estimating as worthless. (The word os used chiefly as a curiosity.)

Век живи век учись!