TO ALL THE GUYS TO HAVE A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

Shared by male colleagues at my old place of work. You can't imagine their comments about this. Hilarious!!!

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."

David Bissonette

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

Sacha Guitry

"After marriage husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."

Hemant Joshi

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

Socrates

"Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them. "

Dumas

"The great question... which I haven't been able to answer...is, "What does a woman want?"

Sigmund Freud

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."

Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesday, I go Fridays."

Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism, I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:

1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it.

2) Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash

"The most effective way to forget your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."

Anonymous

"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to do."

Henny Youngman

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

Rodney Dangerfield

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."

Milton Berle

"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."

Anonymous

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine".

Anonymous

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

So, wat do ya think??